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100 Best Fall Puns to Celebrate the Season of Change

By Elisha Baba


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One of the best ways to celebrate the season is with fall puns, no matter how corny they seem. After all, they have no calories and don’t involve interacting with family members you might prefer not to see, even on those holidays when it’s mandatory.

100 Best Fall Puns to Celebrate the Season of Change

What Are Fall Puns?

Fall puns are a fun way of using the different possible meanings of words in regard to the season. They have a slightly different intonation and resemble dad humor quite a bit. Many fall puns remark on the season’s state or rely on the playful use of words associated with their theme.

100 Best Fall Puns

Apple Puns

  1. “Apple-y ever after.”
  2. “I apple-laud your efforts.”
  3. “You give me all the peels.”
  4. “Always looking on the bright cider life.”
  5. “You’re the apple of my pie.”
  6. “Did you hear about the fruit that went to jail? It was a bad apple.”
  7. “What do apples do for exercise? Core-strengthening exercises.”
  8. “You’re so a-peel-ing.”
  9. “You’re the candy apple of my eye.
  10. “How do you like your apple pie? Any way you spice it.”
  11. “I apple-solutely love you.”
  12. “Fall is unbeliev-apple.”
  13. “Who is the best apple picker? We need a de-cider.”
  14. “I can’t fight this peeling anymore.”
  15. “What are you studying in math class? Apple pi.”

Pumpkin Puns

  1. “Give ’em pumpkin to talk about.”
  2. “What kind of gourd hates the city? A country pumpkin.”
  3. “Looking for puns? I’m a pun-king.”
  4. “Why did the pumpkin get robbed? It let its gourd down.”
  5. “How do you fix a broken pumpkin? With a pumpkin patch.”
  6. “What spice do pumpkins like to play? Squash.”
  7. “Why don’t jack-o-lanterns get into fights? They have no guts.
  8. “How can you tell if a pumpkin is a pirate? It has a patch.”
  9. “What do jack-o-lanterns do when they go out? Get lit.”
  10. “Go big or gourd home.”
  11. “What did the jack-o-lantern say to the psychologist? I’m hollow inside.”
  12. “What pumpkin band is everyone’s favorite? The Spice Girls.”
  13. “Just pumpkin some iron at the gym.”
  14. “What kind of dog does a pumpkin have? A gourd dog.”
  15. “Hello, gourdgeous.”
  16. “A pumpkin a day keeps the doctor away.”
  17. “I’m ahead of the carve.”
  18. “What do you call a chronically unemployed pumpkin? A bumpkin.”

Leaf Puns

  1. “Don’t leaf me hanging.”
  2. “Time to branch out with new fall activities.”
  3. “Did you hear about the shocked tree? It was in disbe-leaf.”
  4. “Why shouldn’t you invite trees to your party? They never leaf.”
  5. “Fall makes me g-leaf-full.”
  6. “What happens when fall is over? Autumn leaves.
  7. “Seeing is be-leaf-ing.”
  8. “Let’s make like a tree and leaf.”
  9. “What does one leaf say when he is angry? Leaf me alone.”
  10. “Are you oak-ay? I’m pine.”
  11. “Maybe she’s born with it. Maybe it’s maple leaves.”
  12. “May the forest be with you.”
  13. “I’m acorn-y person.”
  14. “You can breathe a sigh of re-leaf.”
  15. “If money grew on trees, we’d be raking it in.”
  16. “If you don’t like corny jokes, you better leaf right now.”
  17. “What month does every tree dread? Sep-timberrr!”
  18. “I’m expecting a de-leaf-ery.”
  19. “What did the gingko tree say when the phone rang? Yellow.
  20. “Did you hear the joke about fall? It’ll leaf you laughing.”
  21. What do trees say in the fall? I’m ready to turn over a new leaf.

Fall Food Puns

  1. “I’m so corn-fused.”
  2. “What is the best thing to put into an apple pie? Your teeth.”
  3. “Let’s squash the drama and leaf it all behind.”
  4. “I’ve got my eyes on the pies.”
  5. “This latte is spicetacular.”
  6. “Beauty is in the pie of the beholder.”
  7. “Don’t even chai.”
  8. “Life’s gourd, but then you pie.”
  9. “This chilly weather is soup-er.”
  10. “I love you a latte.”
  11. “I yam what I yam.”
  12. “What did the pie crust say to the turkey? I crusted you.”
  13. “Gourd of the rings.”
  14. “Nothing to seed here.”
  15. “I only have pies for you.”
  16. “What is the main course? Oh, it’s fowl.”
  17. “What do you get when you drop a pumpkin? Squash.”
  18. “I s’pie with my little eye.”
  19. “I’m just here for the boos.”

Autumn Puns

  1. “What is the cutest season of the year? Awwwtumn.”
  2. “What do you say to something annoying in the fall? Take a hike.”
  3. “Bet your autumn dollar. Fall’s my favorite season.”
  4. “What did the sign at the corn maze say? Don’t get lost in the maize.’
  5. “It feels like scarecrows are stalking us.”
  6. “Witches get stitches.”
  7. “Hay there.”
  8. “How do books stay warm in the Fall? They put on a jacket.”
  9. “Summer is better than autumn? That’s a fall-acy.”
  10. “Hop in the autumn-mobile for a fall drive.”
  11. “You truly a-maize me.”
  12. “You autumn know.”
  13. “Don’t be so witchy-washy.”
  14. “What comes around ghosts around.”
  15. “Let’s just fall it a day.”
  16. “We declare this land autumnomous.”
  17. “New pinecone, who dis?”
  18. “Fall-elujah.”
  19. “My favorite fall outfit is a har-vest.”
  20. “Summer’s over. It’s time to chill.”
  21. “What’s the preacher’s favorite fall song? A-maize-ing grace.”
  22. “We’ve come fall circle this year.”
  23. “Don’t be hay-tin on autumn.”
  24. “Crisp air, don’t care.”
  25. “I have a har-vested interest in the football game.”
  26. “I’m so excited to chai on all the Fall sweaters.”
  27. “Why isn’t your kid married? Because a gourd man is hard to find.”

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