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100+ Halloween Puns – Witch One is Your Favorite?

By Elisha Baba


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Halloween puns are exciting and hilarious jokes every spooky celebrator enjoys. They’re not just funny, they’re clever, making it feel good to tell and receive. They may not be puzzles or riddles, but Halloween puns are sure to make anyone chuckle.

100+ Halloween Puns - Witch One is Your Favorite?

What are Halloween Puns?

Halloween puns are Halloween-themed jokes that use a play on words. These include using the word “gourd” for “good” and similar occurrences.

The format for Halloween puns tends to be one-liners without a punchline because the pun is the punchline. Halloween puns are perfect for all ages.

120 Best Halloween Puns

Vampire Puns

  1. I know some vampire puns, but they all suck.
  2. Love at first bite.
  3. Fangs for the memories.
  4. You can Count on me.
  5. I’m a pain in the neck.
  6. I have an account at the blood bank.
  7. You’re just my (blood) type.
  8. It’s in my blood.
  9. You make me batty.
  10. Sucks to be me.
  11. You’re just my (blood) type.
  12. Vampires hate peaches, but they love neck-tarines.
  13. Have a fang-tastic Halloween.
  14. So long, sucker.
  15. Getting kissed by a vampire is a pain in the neck.
  16. Fangs for the memories.
  17. Join my fang club!
  18. I’m looking for my necks victim.

Witch Puns

  1. What’s up my witches?
  2. You’ve got me under your spell.
  3. If the broom fits, fly it.
  4. You say witch like it’s a bad thing.
  5. Witch upon a star.
  6. Witch better have my candy.
  7. Witch way to the pumpkin patch?
  8. Keep calm and carry a wand.
  9. What did Dracula say when the witch and the warlock started kissing? Get a broom!
  10. Grab your broomstick so we can make a clean getaway.
  11. Bow down, witches.
  12. Basic witch.
  13. Witchful thinking.
  14. Resting witch face.
  15. Witch, please.
  16. Witching you a happy Halloween.
  17. I just took a DNA test, turns out I’m 100% that witch.
  18. Witch and famous.

Pumpkin Puns

  1. I don’t trust pumpkins. They’re seedy.
  2. Give ’em pumpkin to talk about.
  3. Pumpkin spice and everything nice.
  4. Aren’t these pumpkins gourd-geous?
  5. I’m way ahead of the carve.
  6. Orange you excited for Halloween?
  7. I am the Pun-kin King of Halloween!
  8. Oh my gourdness, it’s finally Halloween!
  9. Just having a gourd time!

Ghost Puns

  1. Hey boo-tiful.
  2. Haunting my exes.
  3. What’s the best place to hide from ghosts? The living room.
  4. I think I have deja-boo.
  5. Hey boo, let’s get sheet-faced.
  6. Have an eek-tastic Halloween!
  7. You’ve ghost to be kidding me!
  8. Boo-yah!
  9. Demons are a ghoul’s best friend.
  10. I go to the bars for boos.
  11. Demons are a ghoul’sghouls best friend.
  12. #Squadghouls
  13. I’m here for the boos.
  14. Just hanging out with my ghoul friends.
  15. Boo Felicia.
  16. Why did the ghost cross the road? Because it was a poultry-geist.
  17. More boos, please.
  18. Shake your boo-ty!
  19. Fasten your sheet belts!
  20. Ghouls just want to have fun
  21. Looking fa-boo-lous.
  22. Fa-boo-lous!
  23. Where my ghouls at?
  24. Romeo and GhoulietteGhouliet.
  25. The ghostess with the mostest.

Cute Halloween Puns

  1. Frankly, I don’t think I’m that scary.
  2. Bring your own boos.
  3. Fright for the right to party!
  4. Looking for a bunny costume because it’s hoppy hour.
  5. You look very boo-tiful today.
  6. Don’t be a jerk-o-lantern this Halloween!
  7. You look like a Hallow-queen.

Skeleton Puns

  1. Dying to have fun.
  2. Bone to be wild.
  3. Skeletons love a hip joint to party at on Halloween.
  4. Bugs and hisses.
  5. I’m bad to the bone.
  6. No body won the skeleton race.
  7. Let’s have some skele-fun.
  8. I would make a skeleton joke, but you wouldn’t find it very humerus.
  9. Some people have no guts.
  10. Bone appetit!
  11. You can’t skele-run from my skele-puns.
  12. Spine on the dotted line.
  13. Do you play the trom-bone?
  14. This is a hip joint.
  15. Laughing ’til I’m coffin.
  16. Lazy bones.

Trick or Treat Candy Puns

  1. Give me some candy before I fly off the handle.
  2. Goblin candy all night.
  3. Halloween candy is yummy and all, but don’t forget to save room for I scream.
  4. What is the most forgetful candy? Airheads.
  5. I can’t Reese-ist a good Halloween pun.
  6. Trick-or-treating: Don’t knock it til you try it.
  7. No matter how much Halloween candy you eat, it always seems to go to waist.
  8. What kind of candy gets straight As? Smarties.
  9. I won’t sugarcoat it: Give me candy.
  10. Twix or treat.
  11. You’re a real life saver.
  12. No candy for me. I’m trying to keep my ghoulish figure.
  13. Witch better have my candy.
  14. Who is responsible for the candy corn? The kernel.
  15. Here’s to a Halloween full of Snickers and (Almond) Joy.
  16. Can I have a skittle candy?

Spooky Puns

  1. Keep calm and spook on.
  2. I bloody love Halloween.
  3. I’m a little screamish around Halloween.
  4. Bugs and hisses.
  5. If you’ve got IT, haunt it.
  6. My costume is eerie-sistible.
  7. I’m a real fang-girl of horror movies.
  8. Fiends for life.
  9. Your costume is so realistic, it’s un-candy!
  10. Fri-yay the 13th.
  11. Handle with scare.

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