Pooping jokes may seem juvenile, but they are one of the only universal humor styles. Most cultures understand the humor behind jokes about pooping, but no one is fonder of bathroom humor than kids.
54 Best Pooping Jokes
- What’s brown and sounds like a bell? Dung.
- The volcano exploded because it couldn’t find a lava-tory.
- Did you know that diarrhea is hereditary? It runs in your genes.
- I ate four cans of alphabet soup yesterday. Then I had probably the biggest vowel movement ever.
- Do you want to hear a poop joke? Never mind, it’s too corny.
- What do you call a magical poop? Poodini.
- Which poop movie in a trilogy is the worst of all? The turd one.
- Poop jokes aren’t my favorite jokes. But they’re a solid #2.
- What did the bottle of conditioner do to the toilet? Shampooed.
- Stop making me laugh. You’ll make me puma pants.
Knock Knock Jokes About Pooping
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Smell mop. Smell mop who? No, I won’t smell your poo.
- Knock, knock! Who’s there? I did up. I did up who? Eww. You did a poo?
- Knock, knock! Who’s there? I eep. I eep who? Gross, you eat poo.
- Knock, knock! Who’s there? Stinky. Stinky who? Yeah, your poo does stink.
- Knock, knock! Who’s there? Luke. Luke who? Luke out, I’m about to fart.
- Knock, knock! Who’s there? Europe. Europe who? You’re a poo.
- Knock, knock! Who’s there? Poop. Poop who? Hahaha, you said poo twice.
- Knock, knock! Who’s there? Frayed. Frayed who? Frayed I’m not going to make it to the bathroom, I gotta poo.
Pooping Jokes for Kids
- What do you never truly appreciate until it’s gone? Toilet paper.
- Have you seen the movie Constipated? It hasn’t come out yet.
- Do you wanna hear a poop joke? Never mind, they always stink.
- Two bats are hanging upside down together. Bat A: What was the worst day of your life? Bat B: The day I had diarrhea.
- Why did the man bring toilet paper to the party? He’s a party pooper.
- What do you get when you cross a rhino and a toilet? No idea. But I’m not using that bathroom.
- What’s big and brown and behind the wall? Humpty’s Dump.
- What do you call Clark Kent with diarrhea? Poop-erman.
- Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet? To look for Pooh.
- I tried to explain to my four-year-old son that it’s perfectly normal to accidentally poop your pants. But he’s still making fun of me.
- Why do ducks have feathers? To cover their butt quacks.
- What is a bathroom fairy called? Stinkerbell.
- What did the poo say to the fart? You blow me away.
- Why aren’t there toilets in some banks? Because they don’t all accept deposits.
- I bought a toilet brush yesterday, but I’ve gotta say, I prefer toilet paper.
- What’s the true definition of bravery? Chancing a fart when you know you have diarrhea.
Clever Jokes About Pooping
- What’s brown and sticky? A stick.
- Poop is a crap palindrome.
- Why did the cop sit on the toilet? To do his duty.
- What’s a surfer’s second greatest fear? A shart attack.
- What did one toilet say to the other? You look a little flushed.
- When is the best time to go to the restroom? Poo-thirty.
- People who study poop are called scatologists. But you know what they should be called? Turd nerds.
- Did you hear about the constipated accountant? He couldn’t budget.
- Me: Sorry, sometimes I like to poop with the door open. Her: You shouldn’t be pooping in the car at all.
- I like toilets for two reasons. Number one and number two.
- I just bought number one baby diapers for my newborn. But he didn’t care because he went number two on them, anyway.
- What do you call it when a janitor is fired for refusing to unclog the restroom toilets? Dereliction of doodie.
- What’s something great about poop jokes? They’ll make your cheeks hurt.
- Have you seen the movie Diarrhea? It leaked so they had to release it early.
- What do you call a vegetarian with diarrhea? Salad Shooter.
- Children are like farts. Your own are just about bearable, but everyone else’s are horrendous.
- If pooping is a call of nature. Then is farting a missed call?
- Why did the prankster put poo in the elevator? Because he wanted to take his pranks to the next level.
- Love is like a fart. If you have to force it, it’s probably crap.